So I can't sell my 'twishite' t-shirt design on Zazzle because it infringes on Summit Entertainment's copright property whadyacallit doo-hicky thing.
So here's how to make it!!!
First, go to Zazzle. Select your t-shirt of choice.
Type 'twishite', into the boxy wotsit that pops up.
Make the t-shirt black, very important.
Make the text white, also important if you want people to know what they're looking at.
Make the text size 26, and the font Demi Tasse Light.
Place your order, then sit back safe in the knowledge that a Twilight pisstake t-shirt will be winging its way to you shortly.
One hopes...currently waiting to see if an imbargo haS been set in place and my name given to the FBI.