Friday, 23 April 2010

The Filth That Came Through The Letterbox

Dear UK Independance Party,

As to your request, I can joyously inform you that I shall not be displaying your leaflet in my window, but rather have torn it to purple and yellow confetti, which I must say is a rather vulgar colour combination, and only serves to make me hate you more.

Your confettied leaflet will now serve to bolster the dwindling kitty litter, serving its true purpose, that of soaking up cat urine, and possibly diarrhea if the old one gets into the vegetable tray.

Yours, laughinghly,
Liberal Bigot-butt Kicker.

PS
And now I must bleach my hands until they are bony white. You shits.

1 comment:

  1. Yeah, that purple-yellow combo really isn't doing them any favours, is it?

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